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阿根廷巴塔哥尼亚特辑（下）
大家好，欢迎收看Top Gear圣诞特辑下集部分 Hello and welcome to the second part of the Top Gear Christmas Special,
这集内容... the part where...
出了点状况 it all goes wrong.
如各位上集所知 As you probably saw in the first programme, we were doing
我们向V8引擎致敬，一路穿越巴塔哥尼亚 an homage to the V8, driving all the way across Patagonia,
从巴里洛切 from the town of Bariloche here,
前往火地岛的乌斯怀亚 on our way to Ushuaia in Tierra del Fuego.
乌斯怀亚这座小城源自马岛战争中 Now Ushuaia is the city from which the battleship Belgrano sailed
贝尔格拉诺号战舰最后一次起航的地点 on its final voyage at the beginning of the Falklands War,
1982年英阿马岛战争中被击沉的阿根廷巡洋舰
因此英国在当地的名声... and as a result of that,the British are not...
不怎么好 overly popular down there.
为了消融两国的坚冰，我们计划在当地建一座球场 In a bid to build bridges,we were planning to build a stadium
和阿根廷队来场友谊的汽车足球赛 when we got there, and play an Argentinian team at car football.
然而，事与愿违 However, there was a problem.
一些阿根廷网友发现 Someone on an Argentinian website
我们的车牌号码有H982 FKL的字样 noticed that the car I was driving sported the number plate H982 FKL
于是好事者开始脑补我们是在 and they wondered if perhaps this was a reference
暗喻1982年的马岛战争 to the 1982 Falklands War.
抵达阿根廷之后我们马上意识到了这一问题 Now we'd been made aware of the issue shortly after we arrived
然而时间仓促我们也毫无办法 in Argentina but there was nothing really we could do.
我意思是不能换个车牌草草了事 I mean, you can't just change a car's number plates.
但我们也制定了一套 We did, however, develop a plan that would solve the issue
抵达乌斯怀亚后的解决方案 when we arrived in Ushuaia.
不幸的是，在本集结尾各位会看到 Unfortunately, as you will see at the end of what follows,
我们没机会办到了 we were never given the chance.
1600英里（2575英里） 1,600 miles
用莲花？ in a Lotus?
化石丛林，神秘的湖泊。一切都那么诡异 Petrified forests, mysterious lakes.This is all very odd.
别看外面，别看外面，别看外面，别看外面 Not looking, not looking,not looking, not looking.
嗷！ Ow!
哦 Oh.
我觉得哈蒙德爱死他的野马了 I think Hammond really loves that Mustang.
嗷！ Ow!
又一个档位挂了 I've lost another gear.
你的破路线，毁了我的车！ It's your route, it's your route.This road, it's killing the car!
故障灯全亮了，车熄火了 The dashboard is a Christmas tree and the car has stopped.
保时捷完了 It's dead. The Porsche is dead.
虽然诺福克郡人做事很粗糙 It's all very well being rude about the people of Norfolk
但他们确实造了一辆很棒的车 but so far they seem to have built the best car.
如果你说“杰瑞米，你的车一点也不无趣”我就拉你出来 If you'll say, "Jeremy, your car is not boring," I will give you a tow.
我知道他是谁 I know who it is.
这就是他们给咱准备的备用车 That's their idea of a comedy back-up car.
我做不到。你做得到吗？他们怎么做到的？ I couldn't do that. Could you do that? How can they do that?
别再扯电影了 Stop doing Butch Cassidy things,please. Not now.
为什么给我仪表台装刹车灯？ Why have you fitted my car with a brake light on the dashboard?
我要敲断你们身上的 Every bone in their crotches.
每根骨头 That's what I'm going to break.
旅程第六天，我们继续着 We began day six in Argentina on yet another
永无止境的碎石路 one of Patagonia's endless gravel roads.
走了70英里连个鬼都没碰到 70 miles now and I haven't seen a corner or another car.
70英里 70 miles.
野马的天堂 Mustang country.
由于太单调，我决定找点乐子 As this was quite monotonous, I decided we should do some cornering.
于是我想到个主意 So I hatched a plan.
知道这是什么地方吗？ You know what this is, don't you?
干涸的湖泊 Dried-up lakebed. Yeah, it is.
没错 It WAS a dried-up lakebed.
在我眼里却是条赛道 I see it now as a racetrack.
聪明 Yeah.
我们能把世上任意一条赛道复制到这 We could replicate any track in the world here, and we shall.
于是我决定把我的最爱 I therefore decided to make a carbon copy
复制过来 of our favourite circuit,
伊莫拉 Imola.
开始画圈 - 这里是坦布雷诺弯 So here we go - this is the Tamburello I'm making, here.
一个又长又大的左手弯 It's a long, sweeping left-hander.
然后是S弯，像这样。漂亮 Through the "S"s, like so.Lovely job.
漂亮的弯道，我刚完成了一个完美的弯道 That's a lovely corner, there.I've just made a lovely corner.
很好 Right, good.
赛道完成 The track is made.
必须承认，虽然最终作品像个胎盘 I must confess, the finished product looked more like a placenta
但我们更期待 than Imola, but we were all looking forward to staging
V8在这里的表现 the inaugural V8 desert marathon.'
我要好好飙一把 I'm going to turn petrol into dust and noise.
跑3...跑几圈？ In three... How many laps?
50圈？很多圈 50? Many.
那就100圈 Let's do 100.
3、2、1 In three, two, one.
开始 Hit it.
切二档 Short shifting into second.
挂三档，已经拉开了领先距离 And into third, and already my lead is commanding and excellent.
你这XX！ You BLEEP!
他们说你乏味 They think you're all boring.
哇噢，你现在生龙活虎！ Whoa, you're not boring now!
嚯嚯嚯嚯！ Oh, ho, ho, ho!
噢，我卡住了詹姆士的内线 Oh, I'm on the inside of James, here.
该死！ Sod it. Ah!
哈蒙德像个疯子似的 Hammond is going like a crazy man.
冲啊，野马！ Go on, Stang, go on, fella.
唔，这是...啊！ Whoo-hoo, that was a... Ah!
这个弯是...噢不 - 我走错了！ That way's... Oh, no - I've gone wrong!
野马又一次漂亮的超越 Heroic manoeuvre from the mighty Mustang.
詹姆斯·梅赶上来了 That is James May coming through.
呃！该死！ Argh! Damn and blast!
咬住了 Got him.
哦不！ Oh, no!
接下来半小时里发生的超车次数 In the next half hour,there were more overtaking moves
比F1过去一整年的还多 than you get in a whole season of Formula 1.
太棒了 It was brilliant.
哈蒙德和我 Hammond and I are...
并驾齐驱 Yes, we are side by side.
激动人心的战斗，就像角斗士，只是胖了点 The most almighty battle.Like gladiators, but a bit fatter.
太宽阔了 Oh, really wide.
是的，莲花精灵糟糕的可靠性 Yep, that is a Lotus Esprit - famed throughout the world
世界闻名 for being one of the most unreliable cars ever made.
但大家看啊 And look at it.
干的漂亮 Oh, nicely done.
什么也看不见了。啊！ I can't see anything. Wah!
这是场拉力赛 This is an endurance race.
各位应该知道，野马迟早会抛锚 That's what you need to remember.because the Mustang will break.
果不其然... And sure enough...
噢，不... Ooh, that was a...
啊啊！ Argh! Argh!
我立即要求暂停比赛以防再出意外 'I called a halt before anything else went wrong.
但意外还是出了 'But it already had.'
哦天 Oh, my God.
化油器里 - 应该只存在汽油和空气 Things you want in your carburettor - fuel, air and that's it.
你不想在里面瞧见石头 You don't want rocks.
好吧，终止比赛 Well, it was definitely time to stop.
算平手怎么样？好的，不分胜负 Yeah. Draw, shall we call it a draw? Yes. We can call it a draw. Yes.
谁记得我们从哪条路过来的？ Do you remember where the road was?
我们从哪来的？那边，我猜 Which side did we come onto the lake? That side, I think.
不。我们从那边来的。不 No, we didn't. We came from that side. No, we didn't.
来时右边有座山，所以应该是那边 We had the hills to our right,so I still think it's over there.
我们没有疯到湖的另一边，对吗？ Well, we didn't drive over this stuff to get to the lake, did we?
没错，但我们一直在绕圈。我猜咱是从那边过来的 Yeah, but we could have been round it. I think we came in from there.
意见不一致，我又主动带头 'Unable to agree,I put myself in charge
让他们跟随我前进 'and told the others to follow.'
我说过应该朝那边走 I'm telling you, it's back that way.
我知道他有世界第一的方向感...（反话） I know he's got the most brilliant sense of direction in the world...
这是个错误 This was a mistake.
地面很软，跟上、跟上，太软了 Very soft there, very soft there,keep going, keep going, very soft.
噢！ Oooh!
噢 Ooh.
希望渺茫 Here goes nothing.
通常928不会这么开，但... Wouldn't ordinarily do this with a 928, but...
从未感到如此绝望 I've never felt more hopelessly lost.
几小时后终于找到条路 'After many hours,we did find the road,
但却被封住了 'but our path to it was blocked by a locked gate.'
围栏一眼望不到头 That fence goes on forever.
撞开就行了 Well, just knock it over.
你说啥，撞开？ What do you mean, knock it over?
我用野马直接撞开它 I'll use my Mustang, I'll just drive at the fence and flatten it...
然后给主人留张纸条？是的 What, and then leave the owner a note? Yes.
和一点钱...就是个木栅而已 And a few dollar...I mean it's a bit of fence,
他能修好的。哈蒙德，纸条上写什么？ he could put that back up.Hammond, what will the note say?
“抱歉弄坏了您的栅栏让您的大牲口全跑光了” "Sorry we broke your fence and let all your animals escape,
“顺便提醒一句，福克兰群岛属于英国” "and, by the way,the Falklands are British."
我们是来修复关系的，不是来搞破坏的 We're supposed to be mending fences,not knocking them down.
他又拿出地图了。我们得救了! Oh, he's got his map. We're saved!
好的，看这 Right, look.
我们从这...我们在...我们在这片沙漠比的赛 We were coming... We are... We went into this desert to do the racing.
所以我们是从这条路过来的 So we've come off the road somewhere here.
肯定离拉各斯不到20公里 It can't be more than 20k to Tres Lagos.
在那买些五金工具 And get some bolt cutters.
20公里？12英里 20k? Mm-hm. 12 miles.
能走过去。走过去 We could walk it. We could walk that.
我走不了12英里远。那你有什么好建议？ I can't walk 12 miles.What else do you suggest?
不，不，不，不，不，不，不 No. No. No. No. No. No. No.
这点很重要。我对步行过敏 It's minus-one. I am allergic to walking.
不 no.
我知道上次的缅甸马，像卡特汉姆一样狂躁 I know those horses we rode in Burma, they were like Caterhams.
但这些马温柔的和福特格拉纳达一样。你怎么知道？ These are like Ford Granadas.How do you know?
因为它们长得像福特 Cos they look like Ford Granadas.
一点不像。像。骑上去 They don't. They do. Just get on.
你好，马儿 Hello, horse.
你好，马兄。我就叫你汉堡吧 Hello, horse.I shall call you Burger.
噢，不太妙。噢，XX Oh, that's not gone well. Oh, BLEEP.
看起来不太好 That's not gone well.
还好吗，伙计？还好吗？ You all right, mate? You all right?
别动，别动。没事吧？ Stay still, stay still.You all right? You all right?
别乱动，别动。深呼吸 Just stay still, stay still,stay still. You're just winded.
我猜要走路了 I guess we're walking, then.
把詹姆士交给医生后 'Leaving James in the hands of our doctor,
哈蒙德和我向小镇出发 'Hammond and I set off on the long walk into town,
于是我们聊起人生 'which gave us time to chat about many things.
它做了件奇怪的事 And it did the weirdest thing.
它向上看去，于是我想“噢，它要暴走了” It looked up and I thought, "Oh, it's going to go mental and run away."
它朝那只孔雀走过去，感觉很有意思 It walks towards the peacock,so it was interested.
我两个都不喜欢 See, I hate both...
它们除了肉什么都不吃。是的 They live on a diet of meat and nothing else. Yeah. Yeah.
这导致它们结肠病变 Which must ruin their colons.
如果你连续12小时不停捶打表面 And if you then spend 12 hours in the saddle, hammering it flat,
它看上去就会像个垃圾箱 it'll be like trying to pass a dustbin lid.
不，我觉得这事太奇怪了，那种螺竟然能让鲑鱼得痔疮 No, cos I think that's really weird,that snails give trout piles.
在镇上商店我们买到了铁钳 In town we found a shop and bought the bolt cutters.
回去后，发现詹姆士断了三根肋骨 And when we returned, we discovered that James had cracked three ribs
幽默感也被摔没了 and completely lost his sense of humour.
克拉克森脑子里究竟在想些什么，连个建议都... What the hell was Clarkson thinking of, even suggesting...
我是怎么想的，听他的话？ What was I thinking of,listening to him?
马是属于乡村的 Horses are a part of the countryside.
而乡村是用来驾车经过，欣赏而已。这才是... The countryside is for driving through and looking at. That is...
啊！老天！ Ah! God!
幸运的是，克拉克森终于遭到了报应 Happily, Clarkson soon got a bit of payback.
噢，XX Oh, for BLEEP sake.
油用光了 I am out of fuel.
老天开眼 What a rotten bit of luck.
噢 Oh.
不是油的问题 No, it isn't fuel.
没熄火 It's not turning over.
油压还是其它？ Oil pressure light, anything?
我估计是电机问题 I think it could be alternator-related.
今天真漫长 It's been a long day today.
抱歉大家，这里没一辆好车 Sorry for being boring, viewers,and having a car that works perfectly.
祝你晚上开心 Lovely evening.
这就是原因。这是发电机线 There's the problem.That WAS the alternator belt.
夜幕降临，我回到路上 'With night falling,I was back on the road,
但麻烦依旧 'but not out of trouble.'
情况报告 Sit rep.
我没有多余的交流发电机线 I didn't have a spare alternator belt,
所以我把新电池放进后备箱，但它得不到充电 so I put a new battery in the boot,which now isn't being charged,
也就是说我用不了一切电器设备 which means I can't run with any electrical equipment on -
没车灯，没加热器，什么都没 no lights, no heater, nothing.
离住宿地还有50英里（80公里） 50 miles from the overnight holt,
我赶上了一位同事 I caught up with one of my colleagues,
但毫无帮助 but he wasn't much help.'
哈蒙德，这就是你车灯的照射极限？ Hammond, is that the full range of your lights?
没错，就一边能亮 Yeah, that's it,that's all I got. Just one.
我啥也没有 I have literally nothing at all,nothing.
噢，也不全是，这玩意还能亮 Oh, bollocks, THAT'S still working.
是的，唯一能亮的居然是这刹车灯 Yeah, the one thing I don't want is your joke brake light.
抱歉，但不觉得有点意思吗？ Sorry, is that less than funny now?
哈蒙德和我并排行驶这样我们就能共享那一展孤灯了 Hammond offered to ride shotgun so we could share his headlight.
如果你车头能往我这边偏一点的话... If you can get your nose slightly in front of my nose...
完全没用 Absolutely no difference at all.
夜幕完全垂下 'And then night fell completely.
这样太危险了 It's bloody dangerous, this.
危险之极 Bloody dangerous.
离住宿地还有30公里 It's about 30k to where we've got to end up tonight.
我怀疑杰瑞米的电池能否再撑30公里 I don't know if there's 30k in that battery in Jeremy's car.
基本没戏 Almost certainly not.
现在要集中注意力 That is concentration now.
我很累了，真的很累 I'm tired now, I'm really tired.
害怕 And scared.
噢！xx！ Oh, BLEEP!
哦，我没看见 Oh, I never saw that coming.
还有10英里（16公里） Ten miles to the hotel.
依靠“原力”，我撑过了一晚 By using "the Force",I made it in one piece,
第二天大早，詹姆士爬进他的莲花 and the next morning, after James had leapt into his Lotus...
啊! Ah!
我们又出发了 we hit the road.
昨晚无法修车 Couldn't mend my car last night because, well,
因为这里居然买不到发电机线 we couldn't get an alternator belt in this town, amazingly.
仪表板也修不好 And the dashboard is unmendable.
所以我对哈蒙德的车下手了 So I just fiddled with Hammond's car instead.
这会很有意思 It was more fun, I thought.
噢！ Oh!
你把我的刹车和喇叭接到一起了？ Have you wired my brake pedal to my air horn?
没错 Yes, I have.
你还把喇叭装到了我车里？ Have you also taken the time to put the air horn inside the car?
没错 Yes, I did.
噢！天！ Ow! Oh, God!
与此同时，在弗朗基·德托里车里 Meanwhile,in Frankie Dettori's car...
弗朗基·德托里，意大利人，赛马冠军
噢,xx,啊！ Oh, BLEEP, ah!
见鬼！抱歉各位 BLEEP hell! Sorry, viewers.
哈蒙德？啥？ Hammond? Yes?
我们今晚住的地方叫... We're staying tonight at a town called...
我记得好像叫卡拉法特 I think it's called Calafate,something like that.
那里正举行一场自由蹦床竞赛 Apparently there's a freestyle trampoline competition going on,
第一名奖金100镑哦 £100 first prize.
太好了，我们应该报名 Oh, well, I think we're signed up.
我们还应该参加背人竞赛。不错 We're also signed up for the piggyback race. Excellent.
很快，我们被远方的景色吸引，无法继续前进 Soon we started to get a bit distracted by the backdrop.
天呐，看！多美的一幅画！ Bloody Nora, look at that! What's that all about
于是三人驻足留连 We had to stop and take a moment.
看看，看看 Look at that. I mean, look at it.
真是副壮丽的景色 That really is actually a spectacular view. It is.
世界之最，和电影画面一样 That's one of the best, actually.That is a film set.
这些山一定是...我从没听说过它们，它们是... Those mountains, they must be... I've never heard of them, but they're...
这就是安第斯山脉 Well, it's the Andes.
啥？你们能拍几张照片也让我瞧瞧吗？ What? Could you just take a quick picture and then show it to me?
可以。噢不，我手机没电了。你爬出来吧 It's easier. Oh, no,my phone's flat. Hop out.
我们帮你。就算是白痴也不会这么用词 We'll help you. Even at the best of times,that's an idiotic expression.
没人从车里爬出来 Nobody hops out of a car.
那就跳出来。也没人跳出车，没人翻下车，没人滚出车 Jump out. Nobody jumps out of a car,nobody hovers,nobody leaps out.
他癫狂了。没人那么做 He's quite grumpy. Nobody pops.
背疼后遗症 Back pain does that to people.It does.
并发症 It puts them in a bad mood. It does.
回到路上，我开始筹划旅程结尾的 Back on the road, I started to think about the football stadium
球场建造方案 we'd have to build at journey's end.
我有个想法 Um, I've had a thought.
什么想法？ What?
施工员不会开着保时捷、莲花和野马去砌砖头 Builders don't turn up in Porsches or Lotuses or Ford Mustangs.
所以我们应该把各自的车改成 At some point, we're going to have to make our cars
施工车的样子 a bit more workman-like.
明白 I get you. OK.
于是，当天下午 And so, that afternoon,
一路通畅，我们抵达埃尔卡拉法特 after a wonderful drive on glorious roads, we reached El Calafate.
抱歉，他们干的 Oh, sorry. They've wired it up.
在那我们开始行动 And there we found what we needed.
看起来像个车间。我们能借用一下 Looks like a workshop.We can use that.
开工吧 We can do work.
没用 It doesn't work.
呃... Er...
长螺栓 "Largos."
短螺栓 "Gruesos."
一天之后，改装完成 24 hours later,our modifications were complete.
我修复了发电机线路 At the front, I have mended the alternator belt
并贴了两道赛道纹，这样梅和哈蒙德 and fitted these stripes so May and Hammond
就不会再嘲笑我是生意人了 stop calling me a businessman.
车尾部分，我动了大手术 At the back,I've been a little more radical.
我把这辆928改成了...一辆皮卡 I have converted my 928 into... "an" pick-up truck.
唔！ Ooh!
这些是什么鬼玩意？ What on earth is this all for?
排灯。昨天车灯困扰我很久，所以我加强了灯组 Lights. Well, I had a problem with my lights - I have addressed that.
你怎么敢给这么大的车体外 Why, in such an enormous car,have you fitted
再加一层防滚架？ the roll cage on the outside?
没错，这叫外骨骼 Yeah, the exoskeleton.
这样内部空间才能充分利用，不是么？ Because, well, it leaves more room inside, doesn't it?
你让已经身形庞大的野马更肥了 What you've done is you've made your already very big car
而且你把尾翼...没错...挪到了上面... even bigger, and you've fitted the spoiler... Yep... from the back...
是的。逼格很重要。你做过风洞测试了吗？ Yeah. Still got the spoiler on it.Have you had this in a wind tunnel?
没 Not yet, no.
重点在这里... And then...
哦天啊！怎么样！ Oh, my word! I know!
这是最合理的改装 It's the most logical thing in the world, really,
如果你把这两样结合起来，野马，皮卡 if you think about it.Mustang. Pick-up.
哈蒙德和我都加高了底盘 Hammond and I had also raised our cars' ride height,
但詹姆士却没这个思路 which is more than James had done.
噢，看，他来了 Oh, look, here he comes.
呃... Er...
额...他改了啥？ Um... What... What HAS he done?
看起来... It's, um...
啥也没改 He hasn't done anything.
这部分可以快进，对吧？ We can speed this up in the edit, can't we?
快进时，我们的动作会变慢 We'll walk slowly and then we can speed this up.
嗨，詹姆士 Hi, James.
好的，恢复原速。你改了啥？ Right, and back to normal speed now.What have you been doing?
我做了个水疗 Well, I've largely been having hot and cold baths
来缓解我的背疼 to ease my aching bones.
詹姆士。什么？我们都改成了皮卡 James. Yeah? We've made pick-up trucks.
你什么都没改 You've done absolutely nothing.
这怎么能带上我们要用的工具？ How are you going to carry any of the supplies and the tools we need?
啊哈 Aha.
哈啥？ Aha what?
聪明的方案 This is brilliant.
我懂了 Oh, I see!
拖车？真的？ What, behind this? Seriously?
连杆，是的，所以你改成了拖车 Behold. Towbar, yeah, I see,so this is your trailer.
没错 That's my trailer.
好的我们都准备好了，那我来当头车 Right, so we're all ready,and I'm going to be in front
因为我还装了一套卫星导航。是吗？ because I have fitted my car with sat nav. Have you?
电器设备都死透了 None of the dials will work ever again -
仪表板下面一团糟 it's a complete electronic mishmash in there.
噢，明白了！ Oh, I see!
出镇后 As we headed out of town,
我们和詹姆士的拖车发生了几次小意外 there were a few accidents with James' trailer.'
真爽 This is brilliant.
把詹姆士的挂车当靶子撞 Now James has a trailer,we can run into him...
喂。一点也不好玩。抱歉！ Oi. Not funny. Sorry!
也撞不坏他的莲花 without damaging his Lotus.
调戏了他，也没造成破坏。双赢 We annoy him,we don't damage the Lotus. Win-win.
轮到哈蒙德了 And Hammond's go.
像打网球 Oh, this is like tennis!
上了高速公路 Out on the highway,
我发现没一处改装有用 I discovered that not all of my mods had worked very well.
视野更差了 I haven't improved the forwards visibility so much,
因为多了一条防撞杆 because there's a bar across my windscreen.
这么看还凑合 Yeah, that's better.
我的导航模组非常好用 My sat nav mod, however,had worked very well,
于是，我又找到一条新捷径 and as a result, I was able to come up with a time-saving plan.'
我们在这 OK, we are here.
我们要到这里，乌斯怀亚 - 世界最南端 We've got to go here, Ushuaia - southernmost city in the world,
所以 and so on, yeah?
这条路包括，柏油，砂石，柏油 Now, this is the road.Look - it's tarmac, gravel, tarmac,
砂石，轮渡，登陆火地岛，回到阿根廷 gravel, ferry, onto Tierra del Fuego, back into Argentina
然后直奔目标，对吧？ and then all the way to there, yeah?
我认为在巴塔哥尼亚，已经证明保时捷可以应付一切挑战 Now, I think we've already proved the Porsche can handle anything
等等，是这么回事吗？ that Patagonia throws at it. Wait a minute. We haven't, have we?
我想说情况正好相反。它做到了。它都快散架了 I mean, we've proven the opposite.It's here. It fell apart.
就是个悬挂坏了而已 One suspension component failure,that's it,
刺破了点线皮 which broke the electrics.
所以悬挂和线路都坏了 So the suspension and all the electrics failed.
一个轮子的事儿而已。交流电机线也丢了 One leg broke. And then the alternator belt went.
听着，不要在意这些细节 Listen, let's not get bogged down
谁抛锚的次数最多。就是你的 with whose car's broken down the most. Now... Cos it's yours.
往下讲...好吧 ..since we need to get on with this... OK, yeah.
我们仨都到了这。对吧？ ..all three of us have got here. Yes?
对 Yeah. Yes.
齐装满员。我有个建议 All three of us.And I have a suggestion.
蓬塔阿雷纳斯 Punta Arenas.
智利南部港口城市
这主意不错 No look, honestly it's brilliant.
要去火地岛需要乘轮渡，对吧？ You have to use a ferry to get to Tierra del Fuego, OK?
因为那是个岛。所以我们要去这里。蓬塔阿雷纳斯 Cos it's an island. Yes. So I'm saying we go here. Punta Arenas.
噢，懂了 Oh, I see.
乘轮渡去那 - 是条很曲折的航道 Get on a ferry there - it's further on the boat
一路前往乌斯怀亚 and then get to Ushuaia that way.
轮渡。很好，就是它了 Ferry. Ferry. Right. Good.
达成一致后，我们启程了 With the plan agreed,we soldiered on.
去蓬塔阿雷纳斯乘船 Go to Punta Arenas, catch boat,
抵达乌斯怀亚，建一座球场，踢场球赛，搞搞外交 arrive Ushuaia, build a stadium,play football, do diplomacy.
能出什么意外？ What can possibly go wrong with that?
虽然后来发生的事谁也想不到 As it turned out,absolutely everything.
但现在，我们再次前往智利的蓬塔阿雷纳斯 But for now, we were heading once more for Chile and Punta Arenas.
走了很长一段地狱般的路程 And, after many miles of being bounced around,
保时捷出了新问题 the Porsche developed another fault.
正如各位听到的一样，我的顶棚已经打开 As you can probably hear,my sunroof has partially opened
显然关不上了 and won't close again!
而且现在风很大，所以风噪也很大 And because I'm driving into the wind, it's quite loud in here!
天啊，别这样！ Oh, God. Please!
最终我想到一个天才的解决办法 Eventually, though, I came up with an ingenious solution.
是的，完美解决 Yes, this has solved the problem.
如果你刚打开电视... If you've just joined us...
我无法解释 Oh, I can't explain.
你这么干有点拖慢进度了 It has slightly impeded our progress,
请允许我这么说 if you don't mind me saying.
后面那哥们对我们感到奇怪 He is going to be a little bit surprised,
他要超车了 this chap overtaking our convoy.
但是...抱歉 But, um... sorry.
很快我们到了边境，我开始修车顶 Soon we reached the border post,where I mended my sunroof
而哈蒙德迫不及待和野马秀起恩爱 and Hammond did his thang with the back of his Mustang.
然后，我们又回到智利 Then, we were back in Chile.
我刚刚经过一块奇妙的路牌 I've just passed the most fantastic road sign.
上面写着Fin del Mundo It said Fin del Mundo.
世界尽头的意思 The End of the World.
我们正在接近世界的尽头 We're heading for the end of the world.
最终，我们伟大又神奇的座驾 'Eventually, our brilliant,wonderful, magical cars
抵达了蓬塔阿雷纳斯 reached the port of Punta Arenas,
在登上前往火地岛的渡轮之前 and before boarding the ferry to Tierra del Fuego,
我们决定采购些建造球场的材料 'we decided to buy some things for our football stadium.'
馅饼，啤酒，门柱，脚杆，奖杯 Pies, beer, goalposts,corner posts, a trophy.
再请几位前球员 And we need three or four former footballers
来做现场解说 in a studio to talk about the football.
到了镇中心，我们分头采购 'In the town centre,we split up to do shopping.
我要尽量避免下车 I don't really want to get out of the car if I can avoid it,
因为背还疼着 because I've got a bad back.
这位看起来像销售人员 This looks like the sales assistant.
店员说这是人造草皮，不是真的。看得出么 The man says this isn't real grass,it's synthetic. You'd never know.
抱歉 Sorry.
进球！ Goal!
好的，看看还要买啥 Right, what else do I need?
XX BLEEP.
很快采购完成 'Soon our shopping trip was complete.
角旗，盒子，粘合剂，锤子，很好 Corner flags, got the box,cement, hammer, good.
人工草皮，啤酒、啤酒、啤酒 Astroturf, beer, beer, beer.
这是个啥玩意？ What is this?
噢，这个？这个，先生们，是最重要的东西。是的 Oh, this? This, gentlemen,is magnificent. That's what it is.
这是我们将要颁给比赛冠军球队的 This is the trophy that will be presented to the winning team
奖杯 after our game of football.
太耀眼了，我很庆幸这是奖杯 It is striking,and I'm very glad it's the trophy,
刚看见的那一刻我还以为这是你给我买的礼物 because for one second I thought it was your present to me.
实际上我真给你买了礼物 Actually, I have actually bought you a present.
是个...我知道你很冷 It's... I know where we're going is very cold
所以为了给你带来温暖，我买了这个送你。呃... so you'll need to stay warm,so I've got you that. Um...
噢，好吧。呃，非常感谢 Oh, I say. Oh, thank you very much.
理查德和我也给詹姆士买了礼物 Richard and I had also bought James something.
为了纪念你这次意义非凡的旅程 To remind you of this extraordinary trip that we have been on.
啥？ What?
噢，这真是...我们知道你喜欢马 Oh, seriously, that's...Cos we know you love horses.
噢，谢了，伙计。我买了双暖和的手套 Oh,thanks, lads. I've got a warm glow.
把奖杯装上车 'With the trophy loaded up...'
噢，好了。慢点，慢点 Oh, yeah. Careful, careful.
我们前往港口 we headed for the port.
好的，渡轮 Right, the ferry.
多漂亮的一艘船 And what a fine-looking craft she is.
当船长密切注视潮汐变化时 As the captain was keen to catch the tide,
克拉克森和我快速登船 'Clarkson and I boarded quickly.
然而... However...
不，他... No, he's got...
还没出发，詹姆士就快搞砸了 No, you've blown that before you've even started, James.
这拖车很不好控制。为啥它不... This trailer is really badly behaved. Why won't it...
不。噢，有点...方向歪了 No. Oh, it's a bit...It's S-ing a bit.
快撞上了...不 Now, if you caught it now... No.
不 No.
所有船员，卡车司机... All these people, lorry drivers...
都在想为什么发船延迟了 wondering why there's a delayed departure.
好的，好的。保持。好的 Yes, yes. Yes. This is it. Yes.
詹姆士，注意...不，慢点，慢点 James, take it...No, slowly, slowly.
詹姆士，慢点，向左偏了，向左偏了 James, slowly left hand down,left hand down.
要撞上船了，是的 He's crashed into the boat. Yeah.
当夜幕降临，潮汐变得很不规律，詹姆士终于搞定了 'With darkness falling and the tide all wrong, James finally made it.
很好，不错... Yeah, you see...
干的不错，伙计。漂亮 Well done, mate. That was tremendous.
确实，确实给我们带来了很大欢乐 Really, really the best hour and a half entertainment
拖了这么久 I've had in a long time.
看见了吗？ You seen that?
这就是南美大陆的最南端 That is the southernmost tip of the American continent.
瞧啊 Right there.
这是地球上一处意义非凡的地方，对吧？没错 It's a significant spot on the globe,isn't it, this? It is.
这不是一趟舒适的航程 It was not the most comfortable voyage in history
但我们很快就忘却了这一切 but we forgot all about that the next morning, when the sunrise
当朝阳初升，我们被火地岛的景色彻底征服了 revealed the spectacular islands of Tierra del Fuego.
但随后，问题又来了 However, there was a problem.
由于政治因素，这船不能直达乌斯怀亚 For political reasons,we can't go to Ushuaia on this boat.
什么政治因素？ What sort of political reasons?
因为，这些岛归属智利 Well, all these islands here belong to Chile, OK,
但阿根廷人认为这些岛是他们的。不是吧！是的 but Argentina think they're theirs.No! I know!
但先不要管这些东西 But anyway, let's not get bogged down with that.
船长友善的告诉我们他能把咱放到那 The captain's very kindly said he'll drop us here,
有条路 - 看见了么？ and then there's a track - can you see?
噢，是的，瞧见了 Oh, yeah, there it is, look.
那条路直通乌斯怀亚 That goes down there, to Ushuaia.
但由于地形，渡轮不能直接停靠 Sadly, for geological reasons,the ferry couldn't dock at the track.
于是船长把我们扔在了一英里远的沙滩上 So the captain dropped us off a mile down the beach.
开始登陆 Here we go.
詹姆斯·梅登上了火地岛 James May is on Tierra del Fuego.
我宣布这里归属诺福克郡，并命名此地为莲花海滩 I claim this land for Norfolk,and name it Lotus Beach.
噢，很好！ Oh, yes!
耶！我们快到乌斯怀亚了 Yea-eah! We are going to Ushuaia.
靠 Cock.
伙计们，莲花车陷进了莲花海滩 Er, chaps, the Lotus is beached on Lotus Beach.
噢，这坑好大 Oh, good, that's a massive hole!
如果把这玩意劈成木板，我们就能用上它... If we take this off and smash it to pieces, we can use the slats...
是的。当做防滑板把它弄出来 Yeah. To make a sort of sand ladder in front of him to get him up
我有把铁锄 and out of this. I bought a pickaxe -
放在哪了 - 很好用。找到了 it's in there somewhere - which is excellent. There it is, in fact.
好的，拉开绳子，准备好了？等等，等等 Right, if you do the ropes, ready? Hang on, hang on.
等等，等等，等等，等等 Hang on, hang on, hang on,hang on, hang on.
先拿出来再劈... Take it out of the trailer before you...
不，为啥拿出来？这高度正合适 No, no - why would I do that? This is the right height.
是的，但你...等等，等等... Yeah, but you can... Hold on, hold on...
这工具不对...停下。把盖子拿走 That's the wrong tool for the...Stop. You can lever it.
有个塑料套在上面。哦，好了 Still got the plastic protector on the end of the pickaxe. Oh, yeah.
我不...啊！ I'm not... Aha!
你就敲掉几片木屑。木板也完蛋了 You're just breaking the slats up.Now you can't use it.
如果你...如果把它铺在地上插上杆子 If you jam... If you put it on the ground and jam the prong in there,
你会掀翻它们。没错 you can lever them up and lever them off. Exactly.
算了 - 我不帮忙了。我做了所能做的 Well, that's it, then - I'm not helping. I've done all I can do.
这叫帮倒忙 THAT isn't going to really help.
我决定不管他们先上路 I decided to leave them to it and go on ahead.
这个混... What an absolute...
啊！ Ahh!
噢 Ooh.
啊！ Ah!
很好 Yeah.
xx BLEEP.
3、2、1，走 In three, two, one and go.
成了 And we're through.
在解决完陷车问题后 Up ahead, after we'd rounded an apparently pointless
前方又出现了新问题 wooden fence obstacle, there was a problem.
噢，天啊 Oh, God, look at it.
各种巨石 Massive boulders.
这不能走，那不能走 Won't go over that,won't go over that.
哈蒙德，看那边。过不去。瞧这一路 Cos, Hammond, look down there. Won't go over that. Look at the next bit.
我们哪也去不了 Won't go over any of that.
幸运的是，我们车上装满了各种神奇工具 Luckily, the backs of our cars were full of stuff
足以让我们解决行车问题 we could use to make progress.
嗷！ Ow!
稍微向右 Bit of right.
向右！ Quite a lot of right!
不不不不不不。啥？ No, no, no, no, no, no, no. What?
噢。见鬼！ Oh, bloody hell!
3、2、1走 Three, two, one, and go.
不，没用 No, it's not helping at all.
向左，满打。你说向右？ Now left, full left, full left.Do you mean right?
向右，抱歉 Full right, sorry.
用力 Lever.
噢，很好！ Oh, yes!
五小时，前进了200码（182米） 'In five hours, we had moved just 200 yards
车受到各种摧残 and our cars were taking such heavy punishment
离合冒烟了 That is clutch.
随后发现潮水涨了上来 that we completely failed to notice the rising tide.
哦，天啊 Oh, God.
XX。哈蒙德，快点。詹姆士，离开那里 BLEEP. Hammond, go now.James, get out of the way.
噢 Ooh.
过来 Go round me.
前方，海滩越来越窄 Up ahead, the beach narrowed so much
很快潮水就会阻断去路 that soon the tide would cut us off completely.
现在我们最需要的就是团队合作 What we needed now, more than ever,was teamwork.
抱歉，人不为己，天诛地灭 I'm sorry,it's every man for himself now.
情况很严峻 The situation is actually quite perilous.
保时捷加油，捷加油，捷加油，捷加油 Come on, Porsche, please,please, please, please.
嗷xx！ Ow, BLEEP!
噢，天啊 Oh, for God's sake.
门被顶出个坑 That's punched a hole in the door.
每十分钟水位就前进四英寸（0.1米） The tide is moving four inches every ten minutes.
与此同时，被杰瑞米抛弃的我们... Meanwhile,back where Jeremy had left us...
如果不小心点离合就报废了 This is going wear the clutch out if I'm not careful.
xx！快点啊！ BLEEP! Come on!
快点，保时捷，拜托 Please move, Porsche, please move.
很好，乖车 Come on, yes, you brilliant car.
加油 Come on.
加油，保时捷，加油 Come on, Porsche, come on.
呀！ Eh-ya!
继续 Go on.
哦天啊 Oh, God.
抱歉，我知道很疼 Sorry, this is really brutal.
我不能停下。停下就动不了了 I'm not stopping.Get bogged down if I stop.
或许会爆胎，离合快不行了 Got a puncture,I've got a knackered clutch.
千钧一发，我通过了最窄点 Just in time,I made it to the pinch point.
加油、加油，通过 Come on, come on, through the sea.
不一会，哈蒙德也赶了上来 And moments later,I was joined by Hank B Hammond.
好的，就剩莲花了 Right, only the Lotus now.
能通过简直是奇迹 I'll be staggered if I get through this bit.
噢，是的！ Oh, yes!
当然，在其它传统节目中 Of course, it's traditional on TV these days
所有人到此就功德圆满了 that everyone always makes it,
但这是Top Gear，所以事还没完 but this is Top Gear,so we didn't.
詹姆士把车停到了水位线以上 James, therefore, parked his car above the high water mark,
诡异的锁上了车门 locked it, weirdly,
搭建营地后，我们第一次感到所有辛苦都是值得的 and we made camp,which for once wasn't so bad.
真美 What a view that is.
如梦似幻 It's mind-blowing.
如梦似幻 It is mind-blowing.
这一点，咱哥仨能达成一致 I think we have to all agree that
火地岛是全世界最美的地方 Tierra del Fuego is THE most beautiful place in the world.
我同意。是的，我也赞同 I'll go with that. Yeah.I'm happy to accept that.
晚饭吃啥？海狸 What are we eating, by the way? Beaver.
啥玩意？ What?
海狸。这里海狸成灾 Beaver. There's a plague of them here, honestly.
46年那会儿，贝隆夫人在这引进了25对海狸 Back in '46, Peron introduced 25 pairs of beaver down here.
如今它们子孙无数 There are now hundreds of thousands of them.
这里一半的沿岸森林，一半哦 Half the riparian forest around here, half of it,
被海狸啃光了 has gone as a result of beavers.
它们喜欢咬硬木 Cos the beaver here likes hardwood.
你敢吃它？ And you can eat it?
等会你就知道。我一哥们说他吃过 I'll let you know in a minute.Mate of mine said he did once.
你朋友吃过海狸？ What, a mate of yours said he'd eaten beaver?
是，但我不信。可以尝尝 Yeah, I didn't believe him. I shall try it.
我不喜欢吃海狸 I'm fairly sure I don't like beaver, actually.
我能吃任何东西 I mean, I'll eat anything,as you know.
我给你烤熟了一块，哈蒙德 I'll just warm you a piece up, Hammond.
夕阳是很美的 It was a wonderful evening,
但夕阳后的景色更令人震撼 and after the sun went down,it got even better.
第二天清晨潮水退去，修好莲花后 The next morning at low tide,we rescued the Lotus
我们踏上最后一段前往乌斯怀亚的旅程 and set off on the final leg of our journey to Ushuaia.
虽然三辆车都受到海滩的摧残 However, our cars had been badly bruised by the beach assault
但又出现新的问题... and there was another issue...
在海滩用掉太多在彭塔阿雷纳斯买来 We've used a lot of the stuff we bought in Punta Arenas
搭建球场的材料 to build the stadium to get us off that beach.
詹姆斯·梅的挂车里也没剩啥东了 That's James May's trailer.That's all he's got left.
木板，手推车和玩具马 Plank of wood,wheelbarrow and toy horse.
但我们士气高涨 Spirits, though, were high as we reached
因为这是最后一段山路了 what would be the final mountain range.
我们几乎闻到胜利的气息 We could almost smell the victory.
这雪景真不错。绝美的雪景 Well, this is lovely, isn't it? This is the most scenic bit yet.
但杰瑞米和我 Jeremy and I, however,
却忙于救车无心赏雪 were too busy enjoying ourselves to notice the view.
哇噢！好的。耶！ Whoa! There you go. Yeah!
就像拉力赛车 Rally stage.
弯前减速。给油 And stick it into the corner.Power it round.
缓慢转向，满打反轮 Little bit of boot,full of opposite lock.
表现不错 Yes, I'm going well.
哦，等等 Oh, hang on.
哇！ Whoa!
哇！不不不不 Whoa! No, no, no, no.
倒车，我不擅长拉力 Turns out I'm not good at rallying.
事实我也不太擅长 There's evidence to suggest neither am I.
两人都陷车了 Both of us were stuck.
但幸运的是 But luckily we had the right equipment
自救工具充足 for such a cold-weather emergency.
昨晚吃的海狸，我用它们皮毛做了些防护品 The beaver we ate last night,we made some clothes out of it's...
这下派上用场了 Out of its fur,and that's going to be handy now.
海狸皮手套 Beaver mittens.
知道人工草皮吗？是 You know that carpet you're carrying? Yeah.
现在能用了，做防滑垫 We could use that,couldn't we, to get going?
这玩意挺沉的。我背疼 It is INCREDIBLY heavy.I've got a bad back.
好吧，把它搬出来 Right, let's get this out.
垫在车轮下面 Then we can get the carpet out,get it underneath the tyres
车就能动了 and then we can be a-way.
保持，坚持 There we go, okey-dokey.
好的，哈蒙德，我抱住了，走你 Right, Hammond, I've got it,right, go, just walk away.
搬出来？走你。要换个方向吗？ Out the door? Just walk away.Do you want me to turn around now?
你坚持不了多久。好吧 Cos you're not welcome anymore.OK.
我早该换门锁，我该把钥匙扔掉 I should have changed that stupid lock, should have thrown away
如果我知道你会回来...（歌词来自：I will survive） the key, if I'd have known for one second you'd be back...
是的，我知道这歌，人人会唱 Yes, the lyrics go on, we know that.
放到地上 Put it on the floor.
我办不到！太重了！ I can't put it on the floor! It's not going down!
噢... Oh...!
悲催的是，人工草皮不管用 Sadly, the carpet wasn't a solution.
很快我们就知道了原因 And then we saw why.
右轮是直的，左轮是弯的 So that wheel is straight,that one is hard left.
哦，惨了！ Oh, Holy Moley!
底盘出了大麻烦 Something massive has snapped underneath.
我们上次见到2CV是什么时候？ When was the last time somebody saw the 2CV?
认清现实后，我把自己挖了出来 Having assessed the situation,I dug myself out,
打开CD fired up my stereo
然后开溜 and left.
曲名：Sorry Seems to be the Hardest Word
《巅峰时刻3》插曲
♪ 多么伤心，多么悲伤 ♪ ♪ It's sad, so sad ♪
♪ 这是一种很悲伤的情形 ♪ ♪ It's a sad, sad situation ♪
♪ 情况越来越荒谬... ♪ ♪ And it's getting more and more absurd... ♪
抱歉 Sorry.
3、2、1，走 In three, two, one. Here I go.
把野马拖出来后 Having towed my colleague
我也溜之大吉 out of the way,I then left as well.
很快我赶上了克拉克森 And soon I caught up with Clarkson.
回顾他的掉轮史...玻利维亚，他的陆地巡洋舰掉过 So his wheel fell off in... Bolivia,off his Landcruiser,
坦桑尼亚他的斯巴鲁掉过 wheel fell off his Subaru in Tanzania,
刚才他又掉了轮子 the wheel's come off his Mustang here.
综上所述，这一切的罪魁祸首 Well, the constant factor in all of those
是驾驶员技术太烂 wheel-falling-off incidents is the driver.
我真心希望哈蒙德能挺过来 I really genuinely believe Hammond has had it. Absolutely had it.
如果在斯蒂夫尼奇（英国赫特福德郡小镇） That car is mendable...
那辆野马是可以修好的，可惜不是 if it were in Stevenage,but it isn't.
卸掉车轮，我找到了原因 And, having removed the wheel,I felt the same way.
这就是凶手 That is the culprit.
转向横拉杆的一端，本该在这 Track rod end, this fixes here,decides where the wheel is pointing,
它控制车轮角度，断的很彻底 and clearly all the rest of it's gone - it's just sheared.
显然若不是撞上冰块之类的物体 And there's nothing to suggest it was going to
是不会变成这样的 if I hadn't hit the big wall of ice.
詹姆士和我向最后的 James and I pushed on towards the final border crossing
阿根廷国境线驶去 back into Argentina.
但当我们抵达边境，又一条河横在面前 But when we reached it, we couldn't help noticing it was a river,
而某样重要的东西不见了 and something important was missing.
桥在哪？ Well, why isn't there a bridge?
我知道过去24小时遇到了很多困难 I know we've hit a few problems in the last 24 hours,
但这次最大 but that's our biggest yet.
这...？这河多深？ Is it...? How deep is it?
深度不是问题 - 关键是... It's not so much the depth - it's...
看，土太软，我们会陷车... Look, it's muddy and we'll get stuck getting...
噢，看 Oh, look.
有东西能过河。看这痕迹 Something's been driving through it.You can see the tracks.
那玩意如何？ Well, what about that?
那卡车能载我们过河 That lorry must have driven through it to be there.
下午好！ Buenas tardes!
用西班牙语怎么说：能把卡车开过来 What's the Spanish for,"Does your lorry back over here,
把我们的车载过去吗？ "and could you lift our cars onto it?"
噢，开走了。噢，不 Oh, he's driving off. Oh, God.
理想很美好，现实很骨感 I thought that was a bit too good to be true.
不，等等，等等 No, wait. Oh, wait a minute.Wait a minute.
可能这是他们的活计。他们就是干这个的 Well, perhaps this is his business.Perhaps it's a ferry.
渡河卡车。是么? It's a lorry ferry. Is that?
我猜是的 I suppose it's possible.
如果真能渡河，看起来应该不会这么费劲 If it was a ferry, it didn't seem very at home in the water.
而且这车收纳系统似乎也 And it didn't have the most sophisticated system
不太先进 for loading the car.'
我不太敢把保时捷放上去 I'm not sure I want to put my Porsche on that.
走 Go.
哦，我卡住了 Oh, God. I'm stuck.
噢，不。嚯嚯嚯嚯 Oh, God. Oh-ho-ho-ho-ho!
如果对岸没有下车的高地怎么办？ What if there's nowhere to turn it on the other side?
下不来怎么办？哦，天啊！ What if I can't get off? Oh, my God!
这场面太囧了 That's SO shonky.
破车载着破车 His stupid car on the back of a lorry.
过河了 We're in the river now!
过河了 We're in the river.
好深，好深，好深，好深的河 It's deep! Deep, deep, deep river.
好的，过来了，等等，怎么下去？ Right, I'm across the river... Hold on, how do I get off?
怎么下？ How do I get off?
爱德华·斯托巴特早就想到了，放下我后... Eduardo Stobart had thought of that, and having deposited me...
爱德华·斯托巴特，独立公路货运之王
又回去驼詹姆士 he went back to get James.
我上来了 I'm on.
但没位置给他的挂车 But sadly there was no room for his trailer.
忍着腰疼上车 I'm taking Brokeback in the car with me.
噢！ Oh, ow!
出发！ Here we go!
我没告诉司机腰疼。啊！ I didn't tell him I had a bad back. Aya!
詹姆士温柔的靠岸了 James was deposited gently on the bank...
嗷 Ow.
很好，咱俩都到了 Okey-doke, right, good,we're both in...
踏上阿根廷土地了 definitely Argentina now.
突然传来一股熟悉的噪声 And then we were interrupted by a familiar sound.
那是？ Is that?
不会吧 It can't be.
别想那么容易丢下我，哥几个 Not going to lose me that easily, boys.
是野马 That is the Mustang.
他怎么修好的? How the hell's he mended that?
不幸的是，他被喜悦冲昏了头 Unfortunately, Hammond then rather spoiled the majesty of his arrival.
他又陷住了 He's stuck.
我又陷住了 I'm stuck.
杰瑞米詹姆士，是你们吗？ Jeremy and James,is that you over there?
当然 It certainly is.
过河就是阿根廷 Well, you come over the river and then you're in Argentina.
哦嚯！ Oo-ee!
嗨，各位好，我怎么过去？ Well, yeah, hello, yeah,but how do I come over the river?
直接开过来。一片浅滩而已 You drive over it. It's a ford.
才不是浅滩，这是条河。我们开过来的。毫无难度 It's not a ford, it's a river. We drove over. Easy.
可惜哈蒙德陷住了 Sadly, because Hammond was bogged down,
我只好求助当地铲车司机去救他 we had to ask a local digger driver to go and get him.
你能“嘟咕-嘟咕”过河拉那家伙吗？ OK, could you "chuga-chuga" over and then tow?
呃？ Eh?
好的 Yes.
多亏我的哑剧天赋，好心的铲车司机出发了 Thanks to my brilliant miming, the kindly chap was soon on his way.
哈蒙德听说我们开过河时 I mean, Hammond thinks we drove across it.
还有点惊讶 He's in for quite a surprise in a minute.
突然感觉不是个好主意，哦！ Yeah, this is suddenly seeming like not such a good idea. Oh.
噢，好深 Oh, it's deep.
漫到车门底部了？对 Is that the bottom of the doors? Yeah, it's the bottom of the doors.
噢，水进来了 Oh, there is water coming in.
好多水 Lot of water now in my car.
如果他看见这卡车 If he sees this lorry
他会很生气。我们最好把它藏起来 He might be really angry, actually. We might have to hide.
水漫出来了，好多水 There is water coming out,quite a lot of it.
人呢？ Where are they?
你应该看看詹姆士过河的情景 Should've seen James coming across the river.
水快漫过车窗了 It was almost up to the top of the windows. Phenomenal.
是啊。上岸时再把车弄得满身是土 Yeah. You got them quite muddy again in the drive from the river to here.
第二天一大早我们就启程了 The next day,we were on the road early, with Hammond worrying about
哈蒙德还在担心他的修车质量 the quality of his alpine track rod end fix.
希望焊接牢固 I hope that weld holds.
如果没焊牢，镜头会非常刺激 If it doesn't, this shot is going to get very tumbly.
天，地，天，地，天，地，外加尖叫 Sky, ground, sky, ground,sky, ground, screaming.
离乌斯怀亚还剩几英里 But there were only a few miles to go to Ushuaia, and there,
一些当地人已经开始搭建球场了 a team of locals had already begun the groundwork for our stadium.
他们用船运集装箱 They were using shipping containers,
搭建框架，我们也准备好了 which would form the framework, and we had even lined up
阿根廷队的比赛用车 some football cars for the Argentinians to use.
但是，我们也收到一些 But then we received word that up ahead
对我们的造访提出抗议的消息 there was some kind of protest about our visit,
制片人最后决定先回旅馆观察一阵再说 and the producers decided it'd be best if we went to a nearby hotel.
停车场那群是什么人，詹姆士？你知道吗？ Who's that lot in the car park,James? Do you know?
不认识。之前见过，但不知道是干嘛的 No. I've seen them before,but I'm not sure who they are.
他们对咱们的摄制车很好奇 Well, this lot are taking a lot of interest in the camera vehicles.
车身：马尔维纳斯群岛属于阿根廷
那是啥车？ What is it?
我不知道他们从哪来的，但他们朝这边来了 I don't know what these blokes came out of but they're heading this way.
他们从下面经过 They're coming down the front.
谁？他们上来了？ Who is? Are they coming up here?
xx。詹姆士，把脸转过去 BLEEP. James, please keep your face back.
你们见到外面那些插着旗帜的车辆了 You've seen the vehicle there with the flag and all that kind of stuff.
我们处境...有10到15个人 We were getting...There must be about 10 or 15
在大厅里逗留 in the foyer just now.
我和经理谈过了。他有点... I've spoke to the manager.He's a little bit...
他也帮不了什么忙 Nothing... Not a lot that he can do,
所以现在我们都呆在这... so I think at the moment,if we all stay in our rooms...
好吧，情况是这样的 All right. Here's the situation.
我们躲在这间屋子里。我不知道外面是谁 We're holed up in this room.I don't know whose it is
但不是我们的... but it isn't ours...
外面有一帮人... There's a gang...
民族主义者，或者别的，宣称福克兰群岛属于阿根廷 nationalists, whatever, believe that the Falklands are Argentinian,
他们不喜欢英国人，他们进入旅馆 they don't like the British,and they're in the hotel.
我们被困于此，不知道下一步该怎么办 And we're stuck in here and we don't know what's going on.
示威者由一群马岛战争退伍老兵 The protestors consisted of some Falkland War veterans
和支持者组成 and their associates,
他们声称如果我们不终止拍摄，就会有麻烦 who said that if we didn't stop filming, there would be trouble.
警察的出现让我们意识到这不只是恐吓 The arrival of the police made us realise this was no idle threat.
带头的退伍军人指控我们使用 The head veteran accused us of putting a fake number plate
伪造车牌 on the Porsche,
暗喻马岛战争 that was a deliberate reference to the Falklands War.
制片人解释车牌不是伪造的，并且 Our producers tried to explain it wasn't fake and that it would be
友谊赛时会换掉，但他们拒绝了 replaced for the game of football,but they got nowhere.
我们在和警方沟通 We're in a meeting with the police now.
你是说我们得马上离开火地岛？ Are you saying we've got to get the hell out of Tierra del Fuego?
没错 Absolutely.
我们被要求离开火地岛，是这意思？ We're being ordered to leave Tierra del Fuego, yes?
是的。那帮人要我们滚回去 We are. They want us,as people, out.
我们被强令离开火地岛 We have just been ordered out of Tierra del Fuego,
被强令驱逐出阿根廷领土 ordered out of - effectively - Argentina.
但我们...我们一路上没做过任何出格举动啊 But we haven't... We haven't had any animosity whatsoever
每个人都举止得体，非常友好 in the whole trip. Everybody's been perfectly decent, very charming.
我们仅仅想来这踢场友谊赛 All we wanted to do was come here and play football,
但他们却... and what's happened is...
制片人说我们只有24小时 The producers said it would take 24 hours
打包回国 to organise the departure of such a large crew,
即便是有警察在场 but even though the police were present,
老兵依旧表示群暴徒已经在路上了 the veterans said a mob was on its way
如果发现我们将会采取暴力手段 and that there would be violence if we weren't gone in three.
好吧，伙计们，开始打包 Right, guys, everyone grab a bit of equipment, please.
每人都要干活，好吗？ Everyone grab something, OK?
我们有警卫吗？ Do we get an escort?
与此同时，我们三个明星脸依旧是 Meanwhile, the three of us,who were the main target
激进分子的主要目标，还得躲在房里 for the protesters' anger,were still holed up in our room.
现在，我们真要开始布奇·卡西迪 Now, we've been doing a whole load of Butch Cassidy stuff on the way
的逃亡之旅了，并且... over here, and...
这是现实版卡西迪 This is Butch Cassidy for real.
全部上车 Guys, everyone in the cars.
四吨重的设备被装上车 With four tonnes of equipment loaded into the cars,
31人的摄制组驶离小镇 the 31-strong film crew headed out of town.
很快天就黑了 And soon darkness fell.
一队警察护送他们前往184英里外的 A police escort would take them 184 miles
边境小镇圣塞瓦斯蒂安，他们从那进入智利 to the border town of San Sebastian,where they'd cross over into Chile
直至示威者要求被满足 and since the protestors' demands had been met,
摄制组希望这样就安全了 the crew hoped they were out of danger.
但不久，他们就意识到被跟踪了 But a short while later,they realised they were not alone.
一群摩托出现在目标车身后，一群摩托出现在目标车身后 Bikes behind the star cars.Bikes behind the star cars.
他们在朝车内看 They're stopping and looking in.
他们在找那辆保时捷 They're looking for the Porsche.
一条大路无处可躲，手机也没信号 On the only road, in the middle of nowhere, with no phone signal,
摄制组在被追捕 the crew were being hounded.
他们是来找麻烦的 They're going to be aggressive.
在Tolowin镇外 Then, just outside the town of Tolowin,
警方让护卫退到两侧准备迎接第一波攻击 the police told the convoy to pull over and prepare for an attack.
当他们进入城镇，一大群暴民等候多时 As they drove into town,a large mob was waiting.
左边有一大群人 The people on the left,a lot of people on the left.
xx，看这边 BLEEP hell, look at this.
是的，人很多。xx Yeah, there's a lot of people here.BLEEP.
xx，到处都是人 BLEEP, they're everywhere.
他们很有组织 And they were organised.
那辆卡车把我们逼停了。xx And there's a truck slowing us down too. BLEEP.
那卡车把右车道封死了 The truck blocking the right-hand lane.
太慢了。他们故意封路的 It's too slow. That's a deliberate BLEEP truck, just put there.
他们出来了 They're coming out.
第一波攻击是鸡蛋 The first couple of hits were from eggs.
之后就是石块了 But then the rocks started.
石头，石头 Throwing stones, throwing stones.
砸中我们了 Stuff lobbed at us.
XX开车，xx开车！ BLEEP drive, BLEEP drive!
你还好吗？看这架势 You all right? Look at this lot.
xx BLEEP.
继续走，继续走 Keep it going, keep it going.
xx BLEEP.
看外面，看你右边，右边 Look out, look out on your right,look out on your right.
左拐，左拐。保持前进 Go left, go left.Keep going, keep going.
向右，向右 Now floor it to the right,floor it to the right.
保持前进 Keep going.
保持冷静。冷静，左边 Keep calm. Keep calm. Left.
叫护卫做些什么。继续前进 Keep the convoy rolling.Keep it going.
卡尔...卡尔，保持在我们前面 Keep Karl... Karl,pull in in front of us.
出了镇，摄制组两人受伤 Out of the town, the crew,two of whom had been hurt,
大家开始紧张修补破损的车身 pulled over to repair the multitude of smashed windows.
好的，来这边帮丹的忙 Right, let's help Dan on this one now.
因为那三辆车是主要目标 And because they were a magnet for trouble,
所以他们不得不丢下保时捷，福特和莲花 they had to abandon the Porsche, Ford and Lotus.
重新上路 Back on the move
前往更大的城镇里奥格兰德 they were now heading for the much larger town of Rio Grande,
摄制组被告知大群暴徒驾驶300辆车等着他们 where they were told a mob in some 300 cars was waiting.
出于安全考虑，摄制组放弃了大路 Fearing for their lives,the crew abandoned the road
转向之前我们走过的边境河流 and headed cross-country towards the river border we'd used earlier.
警方留在原地 With the police escort hanging back
使我们的路线得到隐藏 to make sure the attackers hadn't spotted the ruse,
护卫一直把我们送到河边，几小时后天亮了 the convoy made it to the river,where a few hours later
我们看到了遇袭后的状况 daylight revealed the viciousness of the attack.
这回，没有铲车和卡车帮他们过河 This time, there were no diggers or trucks to help ford the river.
加油！ Come on!
经历数小时挣扎，摄制组成功过河 But after many hours of struggle,our team made it across...
随后进入了安全的智利国境 and into the welcoming arms of Chile.
见到你真高兴 We are happy to see you.
与此同时，我们哥仨决定以布奇·卡西迪和日舞小子的方式 Us three, meanwhile, had decided to conclude this whole sorry saga in
结束本次略显遗憾的冒险之旅 the same way that Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid had ended theirs.
我有个好主意 I've had a great idea.
什么主意？澳大利亚。澳大利亚？ What? Australia. Australia?
没错，那也有马，还能学骑马 Yeah, they've got horses, you could learn to ride.
我不喜欢马！ No horses!
好的，听着 Well, listen.
出门后记住一样最重要的事... The important thing to remember when we get out of here is...
等等，你看见那辆2CV了吗？2CV？没 Hang on, did you see the 2CV out there? 2CV? No.
哦，很好。还以为我们又碰到新麻烦了。好吧 Oh, good. For a moment then I thought we were in trouble. Right.
开火！ Fuego!